Move over dogs, man has a new best friend. The Fleshlight. The #1 male sex toy and masturbation aid. Designed to tip the sex toy scales and bring balance to orgasms. Hold onto your Johnson and listen carefully.
For thousands of years, men have had to watch women pleasure themselves with dildos. From the phallic shaped carved stones and wood of ancient times to the modern silicone dildo, and now battery powered vibrators. Until recently, men were stuck with no option but old faithful(your hand). No more will men have to sit back and let this injustice go unanswered!
We’re here to answer the tough questions. Which is the best Fleshlight? Can a Fleshlight replace another person? And last but not least, how good does a Fleshlight feel? Let’s dive right into it and have a look at the top Fleshlights, and what makes them so special.
5. The Classic Pink Lady
The classics are timeless. Classic songs, classic movies, classic Fleshlights. They always seem to satisfy. The Classic Pink Lady is no different. It sports a texture that is silky smooth, tight, and reminiscent of a vaginal canal. A great entry product into the world of Fleshlights. A gateway pussy if you will.
There’s not too much to say about the Pink Lady. Not modeled after any pornstar with a very simple design. The lack of internal ridges, chambers, and twists gives a much more realistic and relaxed experience. While not my personal favorite, many men find the classic suits them better. Especially if you have a sensitive penis.
4. Stamina Training Unit(STU)
The Stamina training unit was my very first Fleshlight. It holds a dear place in my heart. I was in my early 20’s and just began exploring all the worlds delights. However, I had one slightly embarrassing problem. I was a two pump chump. I had spent 20 years using the palm of my hand and the second I entered a real vagina I was overwhelmed. I knew something had to be done. With it a bit of research and a lot of lube I got to work.
I was a little apprehensive at first, but I had already paid for it, so I thought, “why not give it a go.” And as the saying goes, the rest is history.
While all Fleshlights and specifically the STU will help with lasting longer in bed, they aren’t perfect. No toy can ever match the mental stimulation and chemical releases occurring while having sex. That being said, regular use of the STU will help you with orgasm control from a physical standpoint. Lasting longer in bed can lead to a happier and more fulfilling sex life. It also has the added benefit of increasing performance and technique for heightened orgasms.
3. The Turbo Thrust
The Turbo Thrust is unique. It’s not a typical Fleshlight in the sense it does not use a vagina, mouth, or butt aesthetic. The non-anatomical orifice looks like it’s straight out of a sci-fi film. Truth be told, it kind of is.
The Thrusts claim to fame is the “Ultimate Blow Job Experience.” I don’t think that’s entirely true, I also don’t think that’s a bad thing. The ultimate blowjob experience would be by the deepthroat queen herself, retired porn actress Heather Brook. If you’re like me, and Heather is a bit out of your league, you’re going to have to settle for the Thrust. The Turbo Thrust mimics the shape and texture of a throat. You’re basically deepthroating the Fleshlight with each stroke. The inner texture gets increasingly tight the further you push yourself inside. This toy is almost too intense with the increasing tightness. Almost.
2. The Stoya Destroya
Coming in at number 2 is a fan favorite and one of my go-to’s. Stoya is a former porn star and adult film director. Millions of men have watched her videos; few can say they explored her pussy. You too can join this elite group.
Stoya herself is an attractive woman. But most pornstars are, what sets the Stoya Destroya apart from the competition? The dick destroying inner chambers is what. I mean that in the best possible way. The Stoya Destroya is an experiment in how much a man can handle.
1. Fleshlight Launch – The Hands Free Orgasm Machine
As if the basic toys weren’t good enough, the engineers down at the Fleshlight HQ took it a step further. This is the men’s equivalent of the famous “Hitachi Wand”, the Fleshlight Launch is an absolute powerhouse. The motor is capable of putting out an incredible 180 strokes per minute. Let a human try to match that. Wham, bam, thank you ma’am.
There are two primary modes with the Launch. First is the “interactive mode”, which is the default setting. The interactive is designed to let you sit back and enjoy. It will automatically adjust speed and stroke length for quick short strokes and long deep strokes. The interactive mode also has another feature which sets it apart. There are special encoded VR(virtual reality) videos that come with the Launch. Using Bluetooth, you can have your Fleshlight mimic the movements of a pornstar. As she bounces up and down on a dick, you’re seeing and feeling it. Unfortunately, there isn’t a huge variety of these videos to choose from. I’m told more and more are going to be added over time.
The second mode is manual. As simple as it sounds, you can manually change the speed and stroke length.
As far as negatives go the Launch comes in at a pricey $200.
Furthermore, the Launch doesn’t come with a sleeve, so you’re looking at around $260 minimum to get the fully automated masturbation experience. Expensive, yes, however, you’re looking at a lifetime of exceptional orgasm experiences. If you have the cash, I’d suggest going with the Launch every time. Besides, think of all the money you’ll save on wining and dining!
What is a Fleshlight?
If you’ve made it this far and are still confused, we got you. A Fleshlight is simply a male sex toy. Designed to increase masturbation pleasure by offering textures that no hand, or vagina for that matter could match.
The device itself looks very much like a flashlight. It has a sturdy plastic outer shell for protection and discreetness. It won’t break easily nor will your nosey mother, neighbor, or girlfriend be able to tell what it is without close inspection.
They weigh roughly two pounds with a diameter of about 4 inches and a height of 10 inches(varies by model). They are easy to carry and move around. Great for when your traveling and need to unwind after a long day. They have no metal parts, so you don’t need to worry about setting off any metal detectors.
While the outer case is there to protect and be discrete, the inner sleeve is where the magic happens. The sleeves are made in a patented process that creates a super realistic feeling texture. Each sleeve is unique with different inner chambers. Each chamber tightens and expands with ridges, bulbs, and ribbing. The sleeves are completely non-toxic and body safe. Don’t try and save money with a Chinese alternative; their regulations are borderline non-existent. Don’t stick your dick in a cheap knockoff.
The Fleshlight Girls
Fleshlight Girls are pornstars who have teamed up with Fleshlight to create a lookalike mouth, ass, and vagina toy. These are some of my favorites. You can throw on your favorite video they star in and really go to town. How many guys can say they’ve been inside their favorite pornstar? To top it all off, a portion of the proceeds go towards the actress.
What Does a Fleshlight Feel Like?
This is the most asked question we receive. After replying to the hundreds of emails, we decided the topic probably deserves its own section. A Fleshlight feels like pure bliss, if you’re committed to the setup and patient enough to do things right. Your best bet is picking up a Fleshlight warmer and giving your toy five minutes to heat up. You can also use warm water, but I’ve found it takes longer and doesn’t stay warm as long. You also need a fair amount of water-based lubricant on your penis and inside the lips of the toy. You’re trying to bring the Fleshlight to life, to make it as close to the real thing as possible. I know it sounds like a lot, but if you want to get the most out of your toy, it will require some effort. That being said, there has been plenty of times where I’ve just whipped it out, gotten straight to business, and still had a great time. It’s fun and enjoyable either way. Like warm apple pie!
The vagina and anus are more or less just smooth cavities of various tightness. A Fleshlight, on the other hand, has twists and ridges and chambers filled with ball-tingling delight. Each thrust and movement will bombard your penis with pleasurable sensations. Much more intense on a physical level than a vagina, and miles better than a hand. While nothing is going to beat the mental and psychological intimacy of another person, the Fleshlight makes up for that in pure sensations.
No two Fleshlights are alike. Each one offers different chambers and textures for you to enjoy. We suggest sticking to our top 5 list; they are all guaranteed to satisfy!
Different Types of Fleshlights
Since the introduction of the Fleshlight in 1998, there have been many improvements. The basics such as textures, size, weight, and material where the first things to be improved. Over time new options sprung up in the form of anal and oral Fleshlights. Personally, I think nothing beats the look of a vagina, but to each his own.
The anal(butt) and oral(mouth) versions simply look aesthetically different on the outside. On the inside, however, all the matters are the ribs, spirals, and chambers that create the sensations replicating sex.
Accessories
The three accessories I recommend are the mount, warmer, water-based lube. Only the lubricant is necessary, but they all add to the experience.
FAQ
How Discreet are shipping and billing?
Discreetness is a top priority. Most of us don’t want to advertise our sex life to neighbors, family, and the mailman. The billing info does not give away any hint of what the product may be. The shipping box is just a plain cardboard box with an innocent looking shipping label.
Are there gay Fleshlight versions?
The Fleshlights are the same no matter if you’re straight, bi, gay, or transsexual. Every model is the same. However, Fleshjack is the sister-site specifically catering to gay men.
Are there shemale Fleshlight versions?
Similar to the answer above, there is only one version of each toy. As long as you have a penis, they will work for you!
Where to buy Fleshlights?
The best place to buy them is directly from their webpage.
Fleshlight Discount codes and sales.
You can find the latest sales and combo deals on the deals page.
Are Fleshlights Worth it?
The simple answer is yes. They feel much better than your hand, last a long time with a great warranty, and are a lot of fun to play with. The complicated answer is, it depends. They do require some setup involving lubricant and ideally warmed. They also need to be cleaned after each and every use. If you’re okay with taking the good with the bad. If you’re okay with spending a few minutes of time maintaining your toy, you’re going to have an absolute blast. If you’re looking for a sleep aid to just toss under the bed afterward, your Fleshlight won’t last very long.
Whether you decide to purchase one or not, I hope you have fulfilling masturbation until the end of your days. If you have any questions, please leave them in a comment below!
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