Fleshlights have become a modern craze, increasing vastly in popularity as quality has improved making them a common staple in adult toys today. They’ve become a way to spice things up in relationships, or just to get some much needed personal relief without any complications. Thankfully with a large market comes a large supply to meet the tailored needs of each individual, and speaking of large, we have the Alexis Texas modelled fleshlights. While with these toys you won’t get the famously large butt, you will certainly get an ideal toy for a stow away box.
As always the convenient shape of a fleshlight makes it somewhat easy to use from a variety of angles. The seal-on cap keeps the interior clean, with the orifices at the flared end. At just over 9” deep, you can see why the toys are named after a flashlight – it’s a similar shape and size. As you might expect the texture is non-abrasive and generally soft to the touch, but unfortunately a little drier, warranting suitable lubrication.
The ‘lady’ orifice dubbed the ‘outlaw’ has a wider flared orifice for entry with a larger parting than usual. The twisting pattern gets tighter the farther you go until it narrows off at about 5.5” deep, making the toy less friendly to those well-endowed. The texture pattern is simplistic and is designed to twist pressure as it slides back and forth to create consistently changing stimulation. Some gents will definitely appreciate the extra girth, but limiting the length that often accompanies it may not make this the most ideal choice. It does get extra points for being closer to being anatomically correct though.
The alternative ‘butt’ orifice option is more likely to suck you up if you’re having problems with the length of the ‘lady’ orifice. The ‘tornado’ as it’s appropriately dubbed, twists, turns, and coils throughout. This change in pressure gives a little jolt of joy as it snakes its way up and down, with a texture to match its shape in a vortex-like pattern. There are still some narrow and tight spots, but less so than the ‘outlaw’, and will easily part for any larger gentlemen with the softer material.
If you’re ever in doubt who this is modelled after, just check the edge of the material; you’ll find the famed ‘buttwoman’s very own signature at the edge. The somewhat conservative designs of the interior sleeve may seem understated but the reality is that too much complexity detracts from the simple carnal pleasures. Overly complex toys can be overwhelming and ultimately unproductive as the stimulation changes too frequently, while simpler sleeves like the ‘outlaw’ and ‘tornado’ keep a design that lets you remain in control of your experience.
Nevertheless, as per usual discreet shipping measures will save face when delivered. Plain brown packaging removes the stress of approaching a counter in a brick-and-mortar store, something many aren’t keen to face in an adult toy shop. While it lacks some of features of more expensive toys, some of which I think may be appreciated for those particularly interested in the ‘buttwoman’, it is nonetheless a quality toy for a relatively low price.