We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation. This is Computer Lab's world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. Yes, they are criminals. Their crime is that of curiosity. Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right. Hope you don't screw like you type. Hack the planet.