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Knightmare was a TV show that aired in the UK in the late 1980s. A bunch of kids would guide one of their friends around a virtual reality castle where they'd meet all kinds of out-of-work actors hamming it up as ogres or dwarfs. It was as if Jnr Lawnmower Man had stumbled into an am-dram version of Dungeons & Dragons. The poor sap being guided was blinded by a giant helmet that hid from him the true blue screen nature of his surroundings. "Two steps forward. One left. Pick up the bread." It was fucking awesome.
If the lyrics to Tree Friend Tree Foe are to be believed then dude from Bolt Action Five was on Knightmare as a kid. For that he gets our everlasting respect. You may have already heard the Kissy remix of that track, so here is a rudecore rework from FOPs the Cleft Palettes. It's on their excellent new EP along with a ridiculous rework of Homecoming and a fantastic tune with Miss Odd Kid.